The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.962 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 9,420 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 410,269 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 112^th in the world and 1^st in Esportiva for Nicest Citizens, with 185.25 average smiles per day.