The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Clarissa Alanis Taissa S Coraline Harumi with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 22.901 billion Valentians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clarissa's Land of Happiness and Cheers. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian economy, worth a remarkable 9,382 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 409,677 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little love goes a long way claim Valentian news, Valentian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, finders keepers is the law of the land, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Valentian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alanis Star's national animal is the Katten en Kittens van de Wonder Wereld, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peaceful Religion of Happiness and Joy.

Alanis Star is ranked 310,866^th in the world and 61^st in Esportiva for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -44.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.